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- Chipotle Kid
- The Chipotle Kid once ate two chipotle burritos back to back, a feat never done before and one that will never be done again. If he can take down 2 burritos surely he can conquer the blog world. The blog covers a wide range of topics from the unique perspective of The Chipotle Kid.
Congrats CK on becoming a modern day journalist. Print, audio, and video? Whats next? The Kid turns to facebook or myspace to get him message across to the entourage? By the way, the vintage Genesis is remarkably impressive. Let me know if you have an up and running Nintendo 16-bit. I'll head to the Valley and stay until the annual Summer 3 man scramble.
ReplyDeleteI wish I had an old NES, but old school Sega aint too shabby. Yours still working?
ReplyDeleteThe Valley is a perfect spot to spend your winters. It was 75 here today and the rest of the week is high 80's. Course is in great condition. The Valley is the best kept secret if you want a resort lifestyle.
Unfortunately, my system is about as broke as Asia. I am hesitant to put anything in it because it's shaky what the fallout will be. I have a few highlights of the blog so far:
ReplyDelete1. The term in "the bag is amazing". I will be sure to apply it to my everyday life. Trust me, as a beer salesmen dealing with pokeable waitresses and bairmaids it will go over will.
2. Your regular references to "hipsters" is appreciated. I deal with these lowlifes daily, and with the exception of the Jew I hate every one of them. I am tempted to head to The Replay Lounge and set of a pipe bomb. I doubt the LPD would even invesgate those miserable scumbs wounds.
3. Any reference to the mecca of golf courses is worth its weight in gold. Where else can you rock a faded polo shirt and cut off jean shorts and be treated like your a high roller. The same wardrode used to get digits at the Woodlands, but those days are as stale as S2H and his voyage to pull trim at the C Club.
Happy hunting,
Mertzie
I tried to find the origins of "in the bag" but no luck. I think it might be old school, maybe from across the pond days.
ReplyDeleteI apologize for your hipster encounters. They are the worst. As soon as they see that budweiser label, they are completely disgusted by you. Anything with that kind of mainstream success,longevity, and popularity means the hipsters despise it. If you ever get fired and catch on with the newest, no-name label in town than they would be swinging on your nuts.
The Jew was the first one to know about this blog. He used to give me 100 hits a day. Now, that it is popular and their are other readers, I'm lucky if he gives me a hit a week. I have a plan to get him back next week with a blog titled, "Top Ten Bands You've Never Heard Of."