This is a great topic to get some reader interaction going, my blog is your blog. I have come a long way from the "Kid" who once enjoyed "The Big Hit" and "Dead Man on Campus." I guess I learned two things from living with the "Jewishness"--how to be a movie snob and that shredded wheat is actually edible.
I will throw a few out there to get things rolling...
1.This one brings a tear to my eye, but anything Al Pacino has done this decade. The once great actor just wears a wig and yells constantly while doing whatever piece of shit script thrown his way.
2. Anything done by Michael Bay. The "popcorn movie" king is everything that's wrong with the film industry. Well, not everything, there are all those pesky Jews too. To be fair, I didn't hate "The Island."
3. "Daredevil." Saw about half of this embarrassment before turning it off.
4. "Jarhead" This film was actually well-received. I thought it was the biggest piece of shit ever made.
5. "Signs." I liked the movie initially, but once you start thinking about it, you have to hate it. The aliens are killed by water? Really? Why the hell are they trying to take over a planet that is 70% water? Furthermore, are we supposed to believe that an alien race smart enough to master space travel can't think to throw on a raincoat or grab an umbrella? I hate you, M. Night Shyamalan.
Please join in on the fun. There are so many that need to be recognized for their shittyness.
I think it is safe to put all Jamie Kennedy's movies on the list. Along with Larry the Cable Guy and Rob Schneider as well. And all romantic comedies are a given unless done by Woody Allen.
ReplyDeleteThis is completely off topic here, but I want to bring up another topic on my mind...people who wear apparel with the name of a geographic location. "Oh, cool...have you been to Seattle? I'm asking because you have a sweatshirt that says 'Seattle' on it. Obviously, you want me to ask you about it, or else you wouldn't be wearing the shirt. So, what all did you do in Seattle? Did you like go to the space needle, or to a Seahwaks game, or to a Starbucks? Let's talk about those things." I would maybe, MAYBE, understand if you went someplace like Sri Lanka and wanted to sport some Sri Lankan gear of some kind to encourage discussion, but let's not celebrate a visit to the Pacific NW, guys. Just get a shot glass, and let's call it a day.
ReplyDeleteDodongo, it sounds like you need to start up your own blog. Give it a shot.
ReplyDeleteLet's not forget any film that has come within a 50 mile radius of Matthew McConaughey. The worst Matty Mac film is, shockingly, not a romantic comedy, but a little sports/gambling movie by the name of Two for the Money. Wretched premise, dialogue and acting across the board. I would go on, but it features scrotum-faced pacino and that prune has already been covered on the blog. I will note, however, that the football scene at the beginning in which MM blows out his knee is the highest of high comedy. If there was 90 minutes of just that, I would own the fucking thing.
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Matt is dreamy though. When I think of him,I make cumsies. Let's not forget about another disastrous sports movie, "We Are Marshall." When they chant "We are Marshall" to the board I've never had so many douche chills. I paused for a minute to get my bearings and kept telling myself, "You can get through this."
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