Kids are cool, but I wouldn't want to be around them more than once a month. If I ever change my mind and decide to have kids, I'm fairly positive the first few that pop out will be mongoloids. I have made so many retard jokes that karma will most likely rear its ugly head. I would always keep a hanger handy, in case my pregnant girl had any wild ideas of keeping a toe walkin' dummy. Sure, it would provide a lifetime of entertainment, but I'm pretty sure I would opt for a real human.
I couldn't imagine letting my kid partake in the current education system. For starters, just think about who is teaching the classes. The majority of the time, it is young women who know less about life than the 5-year-old kid they are teaching. I would encourage my kid to fuck with teachers as much as possible. Nothing would be off limits as long as their was an attempt to be creative or funny. School would be for developing social skills, and not a time to worry about academics. A couple hours after school would be set aside for academics. I can guarantee my kid would be light years ahead in academics and life.
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ReplyDeleteI understand you probably find this stuff boring. Unfortunately, the above is what I intended for the blog. I know it became the "high school reference" blog there for awhile, but I always intended for it to be more of an "iconoclast kid" blog.
ReplyDeleteI wasn't expecting the little reunion we had here. It was nice, but it's time for me to crawl back into my dark hole and attack the institutions I find so silly. I wanna discuss (attack) marriage, religion, race, education, etc... I might mix in a few "high school memories" posts but I'd rather write about the Hadron Collider and its implications. I know-- lame.
The goal isn't to get views, it's just something for me to do. If people wanna read, that's cool, and if not, that's cool too.
I'd like to hear your take on Religulous. Good movie.
ReplyDeleteIf you thought it was a good movie, you probably wouldn't like my take on it.
ReplyDeleteSurprising. I figured that would be right up your alley. Not harsh enough?
ReplyDeleteI can never turn down an opp to talk religion. Blog on the way.
ReplyDeleteSaturday @ 1010. Go to a shitty bar and find an ugly girl. Not trying is the same thing as failing.
ReplyDeleteBjones.
Somebody came home half in the bag and decided to be brave. CK is a sensitive boy and comments like that are just hurtful.
ReplyDelete"You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get."
First one to tell me where that quote is from wins CK apparel. I have boyshorts or "shorts sewn over sweats" pajamas.
Planes, Trains, & Autos.
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